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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

　　幼儿园女老师April（海伦·亨特 Helen Hunt 饰）一年前与比自己小的同事Ben喜结良缘，她迫切想要一个孩子的心愿给对方造成很大的压力，在医院养病的母亲劝她领养一个她又不接受，她要一个亲生的孩子，这一切都是因为April是领养儿，敏感的她从小就认为母亲对自己和对弟弟不一样。Ben突然提出离婚，母亲又病逝，April真正剩下自己一个人了。
　　命运峰回路转，一个自称Bernice（贝特·米德勒 Bette Midler 饰）的脱口秀女主持人跑出来跟April说自己是她的亲生母亲，她口若悬河滔滔不绝，一心想弥补39年来的缺憾。同时爱情亦透出一线光，April一个学生的父亲Frank（科林·费尔斯 Colin Firth 饰）被她吸引，二人控制着情欲的滋生，却更令它蔓延。当April认为一切都已经向好的方面转变时，她怀孕了……

　　洛蒂是个无可救药的浪漫主义者，然而当自私的妹妹突然宣布订婚，她梦想中的完美婚礼计划付诸东流，人生也天翻地覆。

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　　张俊辉（陈奕迅饰）是一个颇有成就的智能家居的设计师，为了能够赚到更多的钱，升上更高的职位，常常忽略了家人，除了跟公司内对手“歌师奶”（卢巧音饰）每天针锋相对以外，他更是一个自私自利，作风十分讨厌的贱精。
　　他小时候便有一个小情人叫阿娇（钟欣桐饰），两人在一次意外车祸中重逢了。原来阿娇完成他们儿时当消防员的梦想，以助人为乐为己任。
　　阿辉因为车祸得到了一种能读懂人心灵的力量，让他也感受下别人的痛苦，感同身受之后，他也对自己以前的种种行为感到内疚。
　　他无意中发现了公司的一个大计划，并打算卖给一间韩国公司，就算阿娇如何屡劝未果，便决定离开，阿辉奋力追回她之际，为了救人，阿辉冲进了火场……

　　传言，一伙盘踞在鸟笼山的人正在秘密制造一种很厉害的武器———“大杀器”（大规模杀伤性武器），而另一伙人正在密切关注这个传闻。他们派出了自己的特工，打入鸟笼山内部进行侦查。随后，他们派兵前来攻打鸟笼山……短片最后才揭秘这个引得世界关注的“大杀器”究竟是什么，可谓悬念十足
　　《鸟笼山剿匪记》

　　Shoe-shiner Gino is hired to take the rap for a mafia murder. Two-bit gangster Jerry watches over Gino and gives him a weekend to remember.

　　在这部充满活力的特辑中，土耳其重量级喜剧演员杰姆·耶尔马兹登上单口喜剧舞台，调侃了“取消”文化和令人后悔的纹身等话题

　　直升机驾驶员瓦里科在格鲁吉亚山区工作，为交通不便的群众运送生活物资、放映电影。当地群众十分爱戴他，称他“米米诺”。有一次，他遇到从前的同学，如今人家已是大型客机上的机长了。瓦里科心中十分羡慕，很想到大飞机上去工作。于是他辞去了山区的职务，只身来到城里。在城里，瓦里科受到许多冷遇。他与一个莽撞司机哈切基扬萍水相逢，两人在城里又经历了一系列奇遇。城里的人情冷漠使瓦里科很不自在，他不时地回忆起山区群众……

　　胡格（杰森·罗巴兹 Jason Robards 饰）遭到了信赖的朋友塔格里（L·Q·琼斯 L.Q. Jones 饰）和布温（斯特罗瑟·马丁 Strother Martin 饰）的背叛，身无分文险些丧命。在一片荒漠之中，胡格意外的发现了一处水源，于是，他打起了卖水的主意。
　　牧师约书亚（大卫·沃纳 David Warner 饰）指责胡格不应该将公共资源据为己有，于是胡格前往附近的小镇，将这片地买了下来，紧接着，他又凭借着三寸不烂之舌说服了当地的银行家投资兴建旅店。与此同时，胡格邂逅了被小镇上的居民居住出镇的妓女西堤（斯黛拉·斯蒂文斯 Stella Stevens 饰），胡格收留了她，两人之间产生了真挚的感情。

　　帕特森一家住在动物园旁边，小帕特森跟幼儿园的小长颈鹿拉夫是最好的朋友，他们一同出生、一同长大、一起分享秘密。这天，帕特森和拉夫一起过完了4岁生日，帕特森即将迎来人生中很重要的一个转折：开始全新的幼儿园生活。帕特森非常兴奋，他以为会和自己的好朋友拉夫一起上幼儿园，然而幼儿园并不接受小长颈鹿。为了安慰无法一起上学的孤单好朋友，帕特森每天都要想尽办法，最后，帕特森想出了一个大胆计划，他要把拉夫偷偷带到学校去。
　　一场精心策划的“长颈鹿上学计”即将上演，在动物园小动物和幼儿园小朋友的帮助下，帕特森终于实现了和长颈鹿拉夫一起上学的心愿，拉夫也成为了幼儿园里最让人惊喜的临时学生。